Thursday, September 23, 2010

Touching Nasty.

While waiting for the mystery touch item, i sat in silence as quiet as a New york city evening. The tension rose as Diana came closer to our table with the mystery substance, i could tell because the amount of screeching that sounded like squealing puppies, like you might hear at the animal shelter coming from the rest of the class was becoming louder, and closer so my table. As Diana came closer and closer, i could hear her footsteps, and became more and more nervous. as time went ton, the tension grew, with the kind of excitement and nervousness someone might experience before a huge roller-coaster, diana found my hand, lifted it, and placed it into one of the most disgusting jars of anything i've ever touched. It was at first cold, like i was jamming my hand into a pot of cold mashed potatoes, then it started dripping off of my hand, and i felt how sticky it was, like someone had a bowl of sugar and poured sugar water into it. after a minute or so, i realized it was a sticky, sugary, nasty liquid, mainly because kids were shouting "OH MY GOD, IT'S *$@(*!" and i did the unspeakable, i tasted it. the Extreme sweetness of the sugary mystery element hit me like a rock, and i immediately lifted my blind-fold. over all, this was an extremely disgusting experience, that was completely disgusting and necessary. The end.

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